75 Of The Funniest Pick Up Lines To Get The Guy Or Girl

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Dating 101: Run these pick up lines by someone that you’re romantically interested in. Then, if you can’t get a good laugh out of them RUN. Just kidding!

Seriously though, if you want to see if your romantic interest has the same cheesy sense of humor as you, use this list as a resource for some the funniest and cheesy pick up lines you’ve ever heard. If they can go toe to toe with you in a goofy joke session, then you’re on that right track. Have fun!

1.     Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.

2.     If I met a horse that looked like you, I’d find that horse attractive.

3.     I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

4.     Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

5.     Can I borrow your library card? 'Cause I'm totally checking you out.

6.     You know, if a fat man with a beard happens to stuff you in a bag one night, don't be afraid – I told Santa that I wanted you for Christmas this year.

7.     Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. 

8.     Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel.

9.     “I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other guys look bad.”

10.  “No offense, but do you want to hold hands?”

11.  “Hi, my name’s Chance. Do I have one?”

12.  “Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you. She also said she wanted you to say hi back.”

13.  Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

14.  That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!

15.  Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?

16.  Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

17.  If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!

18.  Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

19.  I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

20.  Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

21.  “If I had to choose between chocolate cake and you, I’d choose you.”

22.  “If you ever get chased by a bear with a chainsaw as his left arm, I hope he stays away from your face, because you’re handsome.”

23.  “My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the handsomest guy here. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?”

24.  “You there! Can you answer a question for me? Aside from being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?”

25.  “I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen.”

26.  Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.

27.  "Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.?"

28.  When God made you, he was showing off!

29.  I know a girl who is interested in you. If I was not so terribly shy, I’d let you know.

30.  Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

31.  Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Damme you’re hot!

32.  Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

33.  Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure got my heart tied up in a knot.

34.  “Babe, when you sat down, I was jealous of your chair.”

35.  “I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’ll make an exception for you.”

36.  “Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back”

37.  I might not be the most attractive lady here, but I am the only one speaking with you.

38.  "You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry."

39.  “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

40.  “Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!”

41.  "You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.”

42.  "Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure I've been searching for!"

43.  "We should have breakfast tomorrow. Do you want me to call you or just give you a nudge?"

44.  “You are the quintessence of pulchritude. Google it.”

45.  “You must eat Lucky Charms because, baby, you look magically delicious.”

46.  “Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.”

47.  “Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!”

48.  “Do you have a watch? Because I need to know how many seconds it took for me to fall for you.”

49.  "You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill."

50.  “You make me melt like an ice cream cone in the summer sun.”

51.  "Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for the sake of my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!"

52.  "Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you."

53.  "If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind."

54.  "Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you."

55.  "Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

56.  "You know, my therapist says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?"

57.  "If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!"

58.  “Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.”

59.  “You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.”

60.  "I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it."

61.  "You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up."

62.  "I want to be an ant and climb up your balcony to whisper in your ear: Handsome, pretty and chocolate."

63.  "Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"

64.  "You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me."

65.  "Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you."

66.  "I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed"

67.  "Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?"

68.  "Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for."

69.  "I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!"

70.  "Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me."

71.  "Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams."

72.  "Let’s flip a coin. Head’s you’re mine, tails I’m yours."

73.  “If I were a cat I’d speed all 9 lives with you.”

74.  “On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?”

75.  "I was going to use a cheesy pick up line, but you’re too good for that."

Have a pick up line that works every time? Share it in the comments below and be a friend!